The People's Federative Republic of Socialist Hayastan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Presiden Persekutuan Ahmad Boestaman with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.584 billion Hayastanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hayark metropolitan region. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Glorious Socialist Hayastanian economy, worth 363 trillion Ringgits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 140,578 Ringgits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and internal strife within the Red Bloc crumbles in the face of fiery rhetoric. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Hayastan's national animal is the Harimau malaya, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Socialist Hayastan is ranked 22,214^th in the world and 25^th in The Kodiak Republic for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,749.71 on the Gilded Widget Scale.